Boys

OMGness! i had one class today, political theory, it's the most boring class ever, the material is from dead writers who think and theorize all their lives, and still come up with nothing. it's jam packed too, there's seating for around 65, but there are 70+ stacked in the classroom. and i like space, i like lots of space, cozy is okay, but tight-nit quarters make me angry and not a very nice person. as the class is about to start people start coming in and i get surrounded by boys- political theory has something like a 2:1 ratio of boys to girls at UBC- boy to my left and right, boy in front of me, boy to front-left across, and front-right across.
boy on the right smelled like eats and drinks cK eternity and sweats it, but he was clean shaven and put together, the look was okay but the smell was overwhelming.
boy on the left smelled like a pet store, not a single pet, but a whole pet store, and i had to lean closer to cK boy to avert that disgusting odour.
boy in front is a hippie member of the moustache club, wore his hair in a pony-tail tied at the nape of his neck with a green rubber band- yuck, AND he had dandruff that he kept scratching- i'm sure he smelled gross too, i'm just glad i didn't smell it.
boy front-right across had this tattoo on his right arm, from his elbow to his shoulder, as far as i could tell, and i don't like tattoos; he was also dressed quite dishevelled, raggedy t-shirt that had holes and jeans that were hanging on for dear life
boy front-left- he was okay facial hair was trimmed, dressed well, smelled decent, and had a nice pair of flip-flops
but the rest of them (minus cK boy) looked like they hadn't showered in days.

my 1 hour and 20 min ordeal was altogether disgusting, i won't feel clean till i shower.