it's about time

it's been a long while since i've updated, and i'm sure all you readers are falling over with anticipation to see what i'll write next about my oh so wonderful exciting amazing life..... if you haven't figured it out yet.... the word exciting is foreign to me (well besides Deeper Walk, and that once in a blue moon thing that happens and ends before it begins)

my friends always tell me i'm a boring person, that i never want to do anything, and yeah, it's true, i'm not one for weird wacky adreniline filled stuff, i want to:
1. sit at home read a book
2. go shopping
3. go to a play
4. watch a movie
5. sleep

let's now analyze these options (because i like to do this kind of stuff): 3 of the 5 involve sitting, and 1 requires a complete lack of effort. 2 require me to go outside, only to go back into another building; and 3 of them i can, and most likely will, do at home. none of the 5 take up more than 100 kJ of energy, if anything, i'd consume an extra 100kJ of energy. and none of them really require social interaction or accompaniment.

i'm going to die the obesus cat lady that knows all the names of every celebrity's child.

i'm so unmotivated... i want to roll over and sleep.